Saturday, July 9, 2011

SPF tanline

The son is totally shining. 
Thong Tan-time-line:

1. Squeeze out: the compulsory acquisition of the stakes of a small group of shareholders from a joint cock company by means of sunscreen application.

Apply sunlight:
expose one's body to the sun, preferably in your backyard with a fluffy white shag carpet.

"I was down at the beach on Friday with my girlfriend. I was thonging of course, during the day I was in and out of the water, At lunch time I decided to lay stomach down.  This caused my back to be curved, thus the resulting tan line cut across the top of my buns instead of where a g-string normally goes. After a great day at the beach it was a bit of a let down. Does anyone else find this to happpen? and what do you do about it?
Tribal tattoo (closet case)

Thong tan lines are sexy, fun, simulate the stimulation of the anal nerve endings and has no underwear lines under form fitting clothing. All the dudes in the locker room with  at the gym will probably find you attractive.

Letter to the Editan-line:
 "Even though it's almost December, I still have a very visible thong tan line from last summer when  I was nice and smooth and wore skimpy swimwear to my parents pool.

I'm very fit and since I bicycle a lot, my ass looks great in a thong. However I know for some guys and most girls it's not a turn on to see a guy in a thong or to have a thong tan line. My gf thinks it's cute however I'm going to be soooo embarrased when I see my doctor next month for my regular physical, oh well.

So I was in a threesome tonight with two guys and as one was about to mount me in a doggy style position he said, "Whoa, this guy has a sexy tan line." I was a little embarrased and didn't know if he thought it was a little weird or not. It felt great as he was doing me and even spanked me a few times which was a huge turn on, but still in the back of my mind I didn't know if he was looking at it and thinking it was a little unusual or not.

What's your opinion on this? Thong tan lines on guys, sexy or weird?

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Sweating my mind off

 The 'in' immediate gay court step: the gay threat Republicans tell, but kill-cut welcome rulings which they are,  discharging millionaires and sending the rest of us into semi-nude battle.

Standing over the Pentagon, who belongs to the future from any town hall suggestions regarding John's orientation crisis I ask: sunscreen?

 "I'm a gay fish yo"

Just as his subjects are at the manufacturing table, the President, not a we YET, is busy at the gym on weekends....maybe.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

see sons

 spring royal opulent ceremony around the hole world

 a few seconds later, propeller

 miiltary fly overs and minimal undercover overtime

in the pool, on the pool table, late in the morning, shipment options

Monday, April 18, 2011

Claim to frame

"I'm not quite sure where I went from a 98-pound weakling to buff superhero in a matter of moments"

"I don't want to share this but your body is a huge piece of the pretense puzzle, including the nipples"

  The results speak for themselves, I went from looking like a weak child to revealing a tiny, sparkly thong

"I starred as The Human Bulge in the two "Fantastic Fourplay" movies.."

"Man, I spent maybe 60 percent of my day sitting on my ass.' A little blue thong, you go go go."

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

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Saturday, March 26, 2011

Sling Fling

Hard candy, that sling is Francy!

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