Monday, April 18, 2011

Claim to frame

"I'm not quite sure where I went from a 98-pound weakling to buff superhero in a matter of moments"

"I don't want to share this but your body is a huge piece of the pretense puzzle, including the nipples"

  The results speak for themselves, I went from looking like a weak child to revealing a tiny, sparkly thong

"I starred as The Human Bulge in the two "Fantastic Fourplay" movies.."

"Man, I spent maybe 60 percent of my day sitting on my ass.' A little blue thong, you go go go."

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